I see a lot Protesters with signs that read: “Eat the Rich!!!” I am Sorry to say but destroying or “eating” the rich will NOT make you rich! I can eat fish everyday but that WON’T make me a better swimmer! -Scotty Gunther
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This has nothing to do with relationships but it’s more about changing life up a little.
I have decided to do something “different” everyday for the next year. Meaning, I am going to do something NEW or something mundane or “normal” in a NEW or different, not normal way.
I will be writing about it on this page.
Today! OCT 21st 1010
I decided to take something boring and typical and do it differently.
What I did differently: This might sound gross to you but I decided to “do my morning business” in a different way. No I didn’t go out into the back yard and drop a log!
I sat backwards on the toilet. haha Yeah. Why? because I have NEVER done this before in the billion times I went to the bathroom, I have always sat on it normally.
So in the true spirit of things I changed my everyday pattern and mixed it up
What happened: I felt kind of silly, and I kept imagining someone walking in and saying “WHAT ARE YOU DOING!” I also learned that Toilets are designed for someone to sit frontward on it.
What I learned: I need to clean the toiletbowl now because of this design flaw….poopy!
After a great week of live comedy shows, I learned something about love!
The Canadians LOVE me! The East Indians, LOVE me! And Americans, love……. Snooki?!?
Scotty LIVE at the Couples Show APRIL 8-10 2011
Direct energy centre Exhibition place Toronto Ontario!
The Couples Show is a 3-day event in Toronto, Ontario to celebrate every aspect of a couple’s relationship!
The Couples Show is just for the two of you – to reignite the fire, learn about new products, or get tips and advice from professionals in their fields.
This is truly a show like no other! You won’t just be wandering around going table to table. We have created a show to get excited about – think of it as Disneyland for adults! A place where you can enjoy your favorite drinks as you explore and shop for new toys (and even take some home too *wink wink*). Enjoy some theater and laughs, play games, cook, and enjoy seminars that can enhance your relationship and your love life. Oh, and did we say there is no kids allowed?!
- How well do you know each other?
- How far can you jump together?
- How fast can you build a house?
- How much do you need to invest for the future?
- How can you make your love life better?
It’s all about you and your partner!
* Explore new travel destinations, investment opportunities, or new exercise equipment.
* Link up with volunteer associations, support groups, or sports teams.
* Find information on real estate, family business planning, or home renovation.
* Experience and explore all of the great opportunities to enhance yourselves and your relationship.
MAIN STAGE Couple’s Challenge
Scotty Gunther’ Couple’s Challenge is hilarious, quick paced, unique, clean comedy show that combines stand-up comedy with a little bit of the “Newlywed game” and a little bit of the “Match game”. It’s fun, clean, and wildly entertaining.
Hosted by Award winning Comedian, Self-help author, and syndicated radio personality. “Relationship Realist” Scotty Gunther, the 2008 and 2009 top emcee in North America, specializes in relationship comedy and advice. Scotty helps willing participants get closer by unlocking and discovering how much you truly know about your mate. Put your relationship to the test while laughing out loud, and you might even learn something…but we doubt it.
We can’t give away too much information right now, so check back soon for updates!
Hey, have you ever wanted to be on a CD cover? Well, you might be able to make your dream come true! I am putting together a new CD that will have nationwide distribution and I need YOU on the cover!
What I am looking for: If you are a women over 18 you can enter.
I need a picture of YOU on the phone, like you are talking to me. NOTHING dirty or explicit. Any pictures that are sexual in nature will be disqualified.
All kind of women are eligible . I will NOT just be picking model types. I want normal people. All shapes, sizes ethnicity and any other type of category, creed or definition. Just pictures of women talking on the phone. The pictures should be the following Close ups or head shots, profile or anything. Mostly from the shoulders up.
How to enter: Send me your pictures to scotty@scottysays.com with a note/email that says Scotty Says inc. has permission to use the picture.
I am going to pick a pic and put it on the cover of my new CD….ARE YOU IN? I mean ON my next CD?
Enter now!
NOTE:
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I got something big and cool in the works! I will give you a hint!
So, I just got back from Canada, just in time to pack up for a 12 hour road trip to North Carolina. (for an a hour show?) Crazy. I got my cell headset all ready to talk on the phone for MOST of Saturday.
Remember, I love this life! It sure beats working! I will be trading in my newly developed Canadian accent for a “Southern Drawl”
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