Relationship comedy

So I have been traveling a lot doing a live version of the radio show.

It’s just amazing how most people’s relationships are a mess.

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What are we afraid of?

So over I was the weekend I was standing in a bar, and a random girl walked by me just slowing down to mutter “your cute” under her breath. So I asked “I’m cute?” without breaking stride she answered back, “YOUR CUTE” I said, thanks?? your cute too! then she passed and hurried out the door.

Answer these questions for me:

1)Why not stop and talk?
2)What are we afraid of? Rejection from a stranger?
3)Why not stop, and see what happens?

What was the point of saying something if you were just going to run away?

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Can you be alone?

Last night I was shopping and saw a women who was in the meat section and she looked sad. Because I am a really shy person, (yeah right) I looked her in the eyes and asked if she was alright. Because she is a women, she answered ” I am fine.” OK, I know how this works, it’s like the movie Beetlejuice you have to ask a women the question three times before you get the see who she really is and get the REAL answer. So I asked two more times “are you alright?”

It’s SHOWTIME!!! She launched into how she was cheated several times by the same man but she stayed with him because she doesn’t want to be single. She said that she can’t be alone!!

I then asked “wouldn’t you rather be alone, then be with someone who doesn’t care enough about you to NOT cheat on you? ” She answered with “I don’t know how to be alone”

I know she is not alone! Because most women can’t be alone for more than five minutes.

I do want to help her and women like her so I realized that it’s time for a book sale !!!

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The race is on?

I was standing in the corner of the grade school gym watching the gaggle of sticky unruly children. The young teacher’s voice echoed as she tried to coax the disorderly kids to assemble on the black line in some type of starting position. After a few minutes of yelling orders, this unlucky leader had her army of ants lined up and ready to go. The youngsters fell into place and grew quiet with anticipation.

The teacher blew her whistle and the children sprung into action. They dashed across the smooth, shiny, varnished surface. The race was on! I suddenly snapped to attention. To these little runners, this was not a fun run; this was serious business. The Olympics had nothing on this school sprint for honor. Sneakers squeaked on the hard wood floor as their little legs pumped propelling them to their destination. I grew interested in the outcome of the race. I remembered how proud I felt after my fourth grade field day, where I can proudly say I was third fastest in my class! I wondered which of these mini-athletes would find their own glory today.

As the pre-pubescent sprinters grew closer to their destination, one child bolted out of the pack and gained a sizable lead. He was only steps away from winning it all. He raised his arms in triumph as he crossed the painted black finish line! Truly this child was the fastest today. Victory was his!

What a race! I began to clap for the winner but my applause was cut short by the sneering voice of the teacher as she began to scold the heavy breathing children who were congratulating the winner. She scornfully said, “Now class, we are all equal here! Nobody is better! Everyone who participates is a winner; so today we are all winners!”

I couldn’t believe what I was hearing! We are all equal? Isn’t this a competition? How is nobody better? If a child runs faster than the rest, then he IS a better runner! (At least for that race.)

This is what we call education? First they take away dodge ball, now you can’t have a winner in gym class? It’s idealistic and naive to think we live in a Utopian society where competition isn’t necessary. Competition is healthy and needed because it challenges us to improve our own performance. Without it, we would have nothing to push us forward. This world is rooted in competition. It’s good to teach moral lessons and good sportsmanship in school but teaching kids not to compete in a competitive world is dangerous. If you teach a child that we are all equal you can’t be surprised when he grows up and wants to put a bullet in his head because he can’t make it in the real world when he realizes that he isn’t equal. If there are no winners then everyone is a loser!

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Break-up coaching Services

Break-up Coaching!

So you thought you were going to be together forever, or maybe you didn’t, but the relationship is NOW OVER! (Well, sort of.) But you’re still finding the process of breaking up or getting over your break-up difficult. Whether you got dumped or you did the dumping, it doesn’t matter. Facing the end of something is hard! It doesn’t matter who made it to the “break up finishing line first! It takes two to start a relationship then end it! Yet, getting over your ex is a solitary act. Alone again Naturally! But you don’t have to go through this painful process all alone. If your “so called friends” are sick of hearing about your ex! Or if you’re feeling stuck in the past, attached to your ex and unable to get over the loss of the relationship and the dreams you had, don’t worry, help is on the way.

relationship realist - Noun: A person who accepts relationships as they are literally and deals with them accordingly.

Relationship Realist Scotty Gunther, has helped thousands of people with their relationships and break ups! He will combine his skills to help you start moving in a different direction by addressing questions such as:

Why do I still want to be with someone that wasn’t good to me?

Why do I keep dating the same person?

Why can’t I move on with my life?

Why am I obsessed with hearing about my ex or finding out what the ex is doing?

Why does it hurt so much?

Will I be able to trust again?

We’ve all been there…Scotty definitely has been there! Relationship Realist Scotty Gunther will help you deal and release your pain by learning how to laugh at your situation, and ultimately become a stronger, more confident self! The idea is to face it, mourn your loss, learn from it, laugh at it, and become better person… NOT a bitter person! You CAN become someone who is wiser and open to having healthy love in their life.

Scotty offers Break-up coaching services: Via emails or by producing a customized radio show about your break-up situation.

Break-up coaching services

“The Quickie” – Do You have a break up, or any relationship problem and you want a straight, honest answer? All you have to do is send it Via email and Scotty will help you in a direct, quick, simple, sometimes funny and easy to understand way! Plus 5 tips about your subject on how to stay on track. $25.00

Female Email (weekly over one month period) – You will get 4 weekly email communications from Scotty. (After your first initial email introducing yourself, your problem, and your main issues you are feeling about your break up.) You will be able to send 4 emails throughout a one month period. Scotty will coach, and give tips and personal insight to what you are feeling. $50.00

Personalized Radio show – Scotty will produce a personalized, customized radio show based on your break up or relationship problem. This show is all about you, and will include Scotty’s razor sharp witt, original stories and relationship based humor that you have come to know on the radio. $100.00
After purchase, you will receive an email and you can specify if you want a downloadble mp3 file or a CD mailed to you containing a customized one hour radio show. This show will be private and will not air on scottysaysradio.com without your permission.

Scotty’s style is very honest, straight-forward, and as a non-emotionally evolved outside observer he will be able to tell you things that your friends and family can’t. He likes asking the kinds of questions that can get a person thinking outside of their “normal” belief system in order to inspire awareness and ultimately wanted change. Listen to www.scottysaysradio.com

Get over your ex and get started living the life you want right now.

Quick Questions:

What’s so unique about the Break-up Coaching?

Scotty Says…After numerous inquiries and yes, personal experience I realized that I had a lot to say on the subject of breaking-up. I decided to focus on offering people this specialized service. This is such a painful experience and it can really get in the way of your life - but it doesn’t have to. Going through a break-up the best way leaves you feeling better on the other side and that’s what I’d like to help all my listeners accomplish. I specialize in helping people get over their exes by facing the feelings head on and moving forward in an authentic and healthy way. By the time we are done, you are going to be able to laugh at this whole break-up. (It sounds, impossible NOW but it wont be!)

Isn’t it the same as talking to a friend?

Scotty Says…Coaching is also not just what you get from a friend. Friends and family approach the situation with bias and just want tell you how they think you should or should not live your life. With break up coaching, there is no hidden agenda or history to overcome. I will ask provocative questions distinguish between symptoms and sources and identify your conflicting patterns and intentions. In non-technical terms, we will find out why you still feel badly and make it hurt less.

Get over your break-up now! Just click on the “buy it now button” by the service you want

“The Quickie” – Do You have a break up, or any relationship problem and you want a straight, honest answer about what to do next? All you have to do is send it Via email and Scotty will help you in a direct, quick, simple, funny, and easy to understand way! Plus you will get 5 tips about your subject on how to stay on track. $25.00


(Once your payment is received you will receive an email instructing you to send your relationship break-up problem)

“Female Email” Email communications (weekly over one month period) – You will get 4 weekly email communications from Scotty (After your first initial email introducing yourself, your problem, and your main issues you are feeling about your break up) You will be able to send 4 emails throughout a one month period. Scotty will coach, make you laugh, and give you tips and personal insight to help put you on the path to getting over your break-up! $50.00


Personalized Radio show– Scotty will produce a personalized, customized radio show based on your break up or relationship problem. This show is all about you, and will include Scotty’s razor sharp witt, original stories and relationship based humor that you have come to know on the radio. $100.00


After purchase, you will receive an email and you can specify Your relationship problem and if you want a downloadble mp3 file or a CD mailed to you containing a customized one hour radio show. This show will be private and will not air on scottysaysradio.com without your permission.

**NOTE These services are NOT therapy. Relationship Realist Scotty Gunther will help you see the humor in your serious break-up situations and act as an non-emotionally evolved outside observer.

Get over your ex and get started living the life you want right now… with break-up coaching!

If you have any questions regarding these services email info@scottysays.com

scotty’s quote for today!

Scotty Says…Don’t live everyday like it’s your last…because you will spend the whole day depressed that you are going to die!

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In Kalamazoo Michigan!

I am live in Kalamazoo Michigan for MFEA convention this weekend!

Performing my fair and Festival show. This show is Great for corporate Holiday parties too.

This show is a mix of comedy, music and crowd participation.
Sure I talk to girls on the radio, and do a relationship based comedy/stage show, but some people have no idea what my corporate/festival show looks like…ITS BIG!!! So here is a sample

Watch the video!