So I stumbled a female version of me. Well, as far as I can see, based on her website….. she has similar views. Can there really be a women who truly wants total honesty? Naaaaaaa
go read her blog…I was impressed.
I am disturbed that several people’s BIG April fools joke was to change their relationship status on facebook. WHATTTT you’re single now??? NO way!!!! OHHH you got me!
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Scotty entertained at the farmers banquet in Portland In with the Couples’ Challenge comedy show. It was a blast! And he got to see a horse and buggy.
I did the Couples’ Challenge at a wedding as before dinner entertainment!
This is a review and rating:
Customer Ratings
On a scale of 1 to 5 (1=lowest, 5=highest), professionalism? 5
overall talent? 5
handling special requests for your event? 5
how strongly would you recommend to a friend? 5
overall satisfaction 5
Comments: Scotty, You did an excellent job at our wedding! Everyone raved about the Couples’ Challenge show the ENTIRE night. My mom got so many compliments on how entertaining and perfect the show was. They all thought she went “all out” for my wedding because they assumed you cost a fortune to book! Trust me, we were all on cloud nine with how impressive you made our wedding look. You were so professional with everything and made everyone’s night! Sincerely Elysia & Shad
Having a relationship based comedy show before dinner is the latest trend for premium Weddings. Check out www.thecoupleschallenge.com
I got some feedback ratings from the Couples’ Challenge show I did in Troy MI,
On a scale of 1 to 5 (1=lowest, 5=highest), how would you rate The Couples’ Challenge in terms of their professionalism? 5
On a scale of 1 to 5 (1=lowest, 5=highest), how would you rate The Couples’ Challenge in terms of their overall talent? 5
On a scale of 1 to 5 (1=lowest, 5=highest), how accommodating was The Couples’ Challenge in handling special requests for your event? 5
On a scale of 1 to 5 (1=lowest, 5=highest), how strongly would you recommend The Couples’ Challenge to a friend? 5
And finally, on a scale of 1 to 5 (1=lowest, 5=highest), how would you rate your overall satisfaction with The Couples’ Challenge 5
For more info check out www.thecoupleschallenge.com
I did the co-workers’ challenge comedy show over the weekend near Chicago IL, for a school district. I got a great review!
Here is some client feed back:
Scotty Gunther did a fantastic job! He’s great for all audiences. Very funny!-Abby M, Bradly IL.
Customer Rating
On a scale of 1 to 5 (1=lowest, 5=highest)
professionalism= 5
overall talent= 5
special requests for your event= 5
Recommend to a friend= 5
Over all satisfaction=5
This show is perfect for your upcoming events!
For more info check out:
www.thecoupleschallenge.com
www.coworkerschallenge.com
www.gigmasters.com/Comedian/TheCouplesChallenge/
So a few months ago, as an experiment, I decided to put a profile up on a dating site. But unlike most profiles, I decided to be completely honest! No lines, no lies, no false advertising.
I wanted to see what would happen, so I posted this on TWO dating websites.
So many women say “I want to find a good guy!” If you want to find a good guy..you need to stop dancing on the bar! You might like the attention but nobody wants to marry the girl that pulls her shirt up for plastic beads!
I can see it now…mom, dad, this is my new girlfriend (she jumps on the table and pulls up her shirt) Please pass the potatoes!
Every profile starts out the same way. “I am easy going and I LOVE LIFE” Bla bla bla… Let’s be honest. I am NOT that easy going. I question and challenge everything put in my path. I do respect life and try to understand it…but you CANT love everything about it! .When you step in dog poop, you don’t smile and say “I LOVE LIFE” Then happily remove the poop off your shoe while humming “who let the dogs out” I have a hard time believing most of these profile that I read! I do laugh at most everything, but its my way to cope! Ha-ha see! I am going to be honest and tell you what I am looking for. I know it will scare off the normal women but I don’t want normal or average, I want amazing! When I say this I don’t mean looks or boobs, (yes, I do have to be attracted to you) but I don’t care if you have big girl parts!. I want a long relationship and I am smart enough to know you can’t base a relationship on anything that sags,droops, wrinkles,turns gray, or falls off!
You need to know you! I don’t want to be with someone who I have to tell them who they are, or what they do. I want someone who already knows the answer to that! I know who I am.
Nobody is going to heal you, fix you, or make all your problems go away. Don’t get me wrong, I will give you support daily and challenge you to keep growing as a person but I don’t want to be your therapist! No princess types..I want to find a mate who wants to be treated equal, NOT BETTER!! (nobody tell the princess the truth because they are afraid they will lose their head!)
Like I said earlier, this might seem harsh or too upfront to you! If you read this and think, he is mean! Then it’s pretty simple, you are NOT my match! Don’t change, don’t lie, don’t pretend or don’t hold back! If we don’t fit it’s OK, I am not looking to impress everyone, I am looking to weed out the ones that don’t fit so I am just left with “the one” I don’t need every women to love me…just ONE!
If you are looking for gifts or romance, then please go to the next profile. You won’t get stuffed teddy bears, roses, moonlight walks on the beach, or shinny things to wear on your wrist or fingers. All of theses things are just substitutes for the real thing . What you will get is total honesty, Someone that makes you laugh,companionship, accountability, someone who will respect you enough to NOT go to strip clubs,dance on other girls, or put you in a situation where you question my integrity! If this is not enough, too bad! Stick with guys that lie to you then buy you a sweater!
Can anyone guess how many responces I got from this? email me Scotty@Scottysays.com or comment on my myspace or face book page.
Hello ScottyI’ve met the perfect girl in the world. And though she currently doesn’t have any feelings for me… That’s NOT going to stop me! I’ve decided to to become the perfect man for her and win her heart!
What do you think?
Ed
Scotty Says…What do I think? First, make sure your camo-pants match your night vision goggles! That will be quite te fashion statement and a very good look for you!
Next, quit your job in order to spend all your time following and learning about your new victim…I mean girlfriend! Devote all you time to her! It won’t matter if you don’t have a way to pay your bills, your rent, or buy food…because when they throw your creepy stalking butt in jail you will get a roof over your head and 3 meals a day!
Finally, quit being a dumb boy! If she is perfect for you…… she will like you for you! Don’t ever change in order to trick someone in to loving you!
The one question I get the most is “what qualifies you as a relationship expert?” Even though I have given relationship advice to over a million people, I never claimed to be an expert!! I am a ‘relationship realist!’ I am someone who accepts relationships as they are literally and deals with them accordingly! As an outsider it’s easier for me to see what’s going on, because I am NOT emotionally involved! That doesn’t mean I don’t care about what’s going on with you! In fact I do care! I care enough to be honest with you and make you feel bad. I am not telling you “what you want to hear” to save you from being hurt. I believe it’s better to be aware of the truth even though it might hurt! we talk about some pretty painful relationship problems. I will help you find the humor in your problems! Am I an expert? I don’t “act like I know it all”…wait…YES I do!
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