relationship advice!
Hello ScottyI’ve met the perfect girl in the world. And though she currently doesn’t have any feelings for me… That’s NOT going to stop me! I’ve decided to to become the perfect man for her and win her heart!
What do you think?
Ed
Scotty Says…What do I think? First, make sure your camo-pants match your night vision goggles! That will be quite te fashion statement and a very good look for you!
Next, quit your job in order to spend all your time following and learning about your new victim…I mean girlfriend! Devote all you time to her! It won’t matter if you don’t have a way to pay your bills, your rent, or buy food…because when they throw your creepy stalking butt in jail you will get a roof over your head and 3 meals a day!
Finally, quit being a dumb boy! If she is perfect for you…… she will like you for you! Don’t ever change in order to trick someone in to loving you!
Listen to WBNQ Thursday Morning
So Mason is doing Mornings on WBNQ in Bloomington Thursday Jan 29th. Listen to me when I join him for Scotty Says. We are going to talk about love, and too much love.
Drama on the radio!!!
Listen to me on the radio KCLD morning playhouse in Saint Cloud MN on Tuesday, when I just Kat and JJ for Scotty Says…We will talk about drama in relationships!!
Tomorrow at 6:05 am- 7:05 eastern time
I am hot & cold!
HOT:
Listen when I join Grooves for Scotty Says on Hot 99.5 in Washington DC tonight after 11:30 pm eastern! I will talk about can you have Too much love for someone!!
www.hot995.com
COLD:
It’s always cold in Minnesota!!!!!Listen to me on the radio KCLD morning playhouse in Saint Cloud MN on Tuesday! We will talk about breaking up with someone who changed!
Tomorrow at 6:05 am- 7:05 eastern time.
www.1047kcld.com
Relationship expert
The one question I get the most is “what qualifies you as a relationship expert?” Even though I have given relationship advice to over a million people, I never claimed to be an expert!! I am a ‘relationship realist!’ I am someone who accepts relationships as they are literally and deals with them accordingly! As an outsider it’s easier for me to see what’s going on, because I am NOT emotionally involved! That doesn’t mean I don’t care about what’s going on with you! In fact I do care! I care enough to be honest with you and make you feel bad. I am not telling you “what you want to hear” to save you from being hurt. I believe it’s better to be aware of the truth even though it might hurt! we talk about some pretty painful relationship problems. I will help you find the humor in your problems! Am I an expert? I don’t “act like I know it all”…wait…YES I do!
Good Guy!
What makes someone a good guy? Someone who does everything you want, and doesn’t upset you makes him a good guy?
How about honesty, integrity and someone who doesn’t cheat on you?
Is he a good guy?
Naaa, you would rather have a romantic date and something shinny!
Can you be anything you want to be?
I am on the radio on Hot 99.5 is Washington DC tonight!
Do you have dreams? Can you be anything you want to be? Find out when I join Grooves for Scotty Says on Hot 99.5 in Washington DC tonight after 11:30 pm eastern.
listen live at www.hot995. com
PS, some people are wondering why I haven’t posted any new stories or relationship advice. I am finishing up my new Ebook and I just don’t feel like typing extra crap. BUTTTT I will soon. I have a bunch of holiday stuff, I want to talk about.
Happy Jew-mas
Scotty
Scotty Says…On the radio!! HOT 99.5
I am on the radio on Hot 99.5 is Washington DC tonight!
Are you “in love” how do you know? Find out if you are “in love” when I join Grooves for Scotty Says on Hot 99.5 in Washington DC tonight after 11:30 pm eastern.
listen live at www. hot995. com
For more relationship advice…
Frustrated with life…
With the economy like it is, it’s easy to get frustrated with life. Mostly around the holiday season. You need an escape from all the seriousness of life. You need to laugh and realize that there still is hope. That’s what my book is all about. Laughter and hope!
Till Christmas I will make my book Scotty Says..”Why do people” understand yourself by understanding others.
Available for or only $10.00 plus shipping.
I know times are bad, so take a break from life and learn how to laugh and feel good again.
Thanks,
“Relationship Realist”
Scotty Gunther
www.scottysays.com

