Got a new review for The Couples’ Challenge comedy show.

Got a new review about the show I did in Flint MI, on Thursday:

Scotty showed up on time, well groomed, and ready to go. His personality is infectious and his enthusiasm even more so. Professional and very good at what he does! I would highly recommend this show and Scotty for your next event. 5 stars!

This show was fun! I have been happy with the mass appeal the Challenge shows have. With age comes experience…so let’s say there was a lot of “experienced” people at the show. Experienced as dirt! Ha-ha

www.thecoupleschallenge.com

How well do you know your mate?

So many people that I know..don’t know much about the person they date or are married to!! Why? Because people are self involved! But with a little listening you can NOT only learn about the person you are dating or married to but YOU can be happier.

We have put together a live show that is not only entertaining and hilarious, it’s insightful!


How well do you think you know someone?

We’ll find out during the Couples’ Challenge! The Couple’s Challenge is hilarious, quick paced, unique comedy show that combines stand-up comedy with a little bit of the “Newlywed game” and a little bit of the “Match game” It’s fun, and clean but wildly entertaining. Hosted by an award winning comedian, author, and radio personality, up to five couples sit on the stage facing away from each other and are asked a series of questions that everyone should know about their partner. Teams are asked to write down their answers and if the answers match, points are given. Simple, right? WRONG!

F.A.Q
(frequently asked questions)

Q.Will this show fit my event?

A. YES! Live game show themed entertainment is all the rage in Las Vegas, and now we bring this successful comedy show to your event. This show is perfect for corporate functions, holiday parties, nightclubs, restaurants, casinos and any event where you want fun, clean entertainment.

Q. We have seen the Newlywed game, is this show only about relationships and sex and adult themes?

A. NO! This show is all about how well someone knows another person. The questions and content is NOT dirty and this show is NOT just for married couples, or couples in a relationships. We have had husband/wife, boyfriend/girlfriend, co-workers, best friends, or family members all on stage at the same time. All the comedy in the Couples’ challenge is clean, tasteful and appropriate for corporate audiences, while still being “laugh till you hurt” funny. The clean comedy and variety aspects of the Couples’ Challenge show make it a perfect choice when you have a diverse or international audience. This show is in high demand to provide laugh-packed entertainment for conventions and corporate events across the United States (****NOTE**** If you have an all adult audience. We can provide a little more risqué show without being crude or vulgar by request only.)

Q.Do we need a lot of room? Is there a large set up?

A. No, this fits any size room! There is minimum set up, You just need a few chairs and we bring the rest.

Q. We were looking to hire a comedian or a magician, is this a better option?

A. Yes, this show is better than just a comedian because it becomes about your guests. We have a award-winning comedian, author and radio personality hosting the show, so there are a ton of jokes and bits while your guests become stars of this show and provide “one of a kind” content. It’s just more interactive and exciting than a comedian standing on stage talking about himself, or a magician doing silly magic tricks people have seen a million times!

Q. We have tried a trivia type game show before, how is this different?

A. The Couple’ Challenge is better because it’s not really a game show. Most trivia type game shows are where four people get on a stage and show “how smart they are” and it’s normally ran by an under-qualified “DJ” who bought a game show machine to get more “gigs”. The Couples’ Challenge is game show themed comedy entertainment, that has been been successful at fairs, festivals, theme parks, casinos, and corporate events.

Q. Is the Couples’ Challenge some type of fitness or sports challenge?

A. Ha-ha, NO! Your guests will sit in chairs, answer questions, laugh, and are not required to do a single push or pull up!

Q. Can the questions in the Couples’ challenge be tailored to fit our event.

A. Yes!! And they will be,depending on the type of show and audience you have.

Q. Who provides the prizes?

A. We can bring some prizes, but we encourage event planers to get sponsors to provide unique prizes. Our host can also thank sponsors during the show. If you are a bar or restaurant you can give a gift-certificate to your OWN establishment, which encourages patrons to come back! (And SPEND MONEY!)

Q. What if we can’t get any couples to participate?

A. This has NEVER happened it’s surprising how eager and willing unlikely, shy people, are to participate in the Couples’ Challenge.

If you are having an event and want great entertainment!!! go to www.thecoupleschallenge.com

ALSO AVAILABLE FOR CORPORATE EVENTS:

The Co-Workers’ Challenge!

How well do you know the people you work with? We’ll find out during the Co-workers’ Challenge! The Co-workers’ Challenge is hilarious, quick paced, unique corporate entertainment that combines stand-up comedy with a little bit of “newlywed game” and a little bit of the “match game.” It’s a great corporate ice breaker that motivates employees and promotes teamwork. The Co-workers’ Challenge is also a great escape from the stressful world of business. It’s funny, clean, and wildly entertaining. Contact us for more INFO!

Relationship question for Friday!

Dear Scotty,

Last week, I met this hot guy at a bar. Well, after a him buying me drinks all night, I went home with him and I slept with him. I have seen him twice since then and both times we slept together. I think I am just a booty call and am being used by him. This has happened with ever guy I have met, and I am sick of this! How do I stop from being used?

Jenny

Scotty Says…
Stop sleeping with every guy you meet!!!!!!

PS. Stop sleeping with every guy you meet!

and that’s what Scotty Says….

Got a relationship problem? email Scotty@scottysays.com

today’s relationship question

Dear Scotty,

I cheated on my fiancee, the woman I love and have been with for four years, with a girl I didn’t even know. I have no idea why I did it. I was at a party drinking heavily and met this girl who started flirting with me right off the bat. I am not blaming this on the girl or the alcohol. I feel like the worst human being in the world, it made me physically sick the day after when I thought about it. I didn’t think I was capable of doing something like this. I love my fiancee so much, I could never imagine myself with anyone else. It’s that kind of love that is so strong that it makes me sick to think of life without her. I love everything about her. But, I don’t think I can get over my guilt, it is eating me up inside. I can’t tell her because I know what the result will be. I don’t know how to go on. It all feels like some horrible nightmare. Why did I let this happen? I am a horrible person?


Scotty Says..

This happened, because you couldn’t even do the one thing that was required of you, to NOT cheat. In fact, that is the only thing someone really needs to do in a monogamous relationship, and YOU couldn’t even get that right!

You have been racking your brain trying to figure out why you would do this an intentionally hurt someone that you love and I know why. Are you ready? Prepare yourself for this ground breaking revelation! Why did you cheat? YOU DON’T LOVE HER! That’s it. You can’t cheat on someone you truly love. You can tell everyone all day, that you love her more than anything. But if you cared about her you wouldn’t intentionally hurt her! You don’t love her, you only love yourself! You asked if you were a horrible person? YES, YES you are! Not only that, You are a selfish person who shouldn’t be engaged if you can’t be faithful. Relationships are based on trust and honesty, and you don’t have neither. You don’t love her, and Not only that, you don’t want to tell her that you cheated because it will hurt YOU. YOU, YOU, YOU. If you cared about her, you would come clean, then leave. You are not ready for a serious, leading to marriage relationship with anyone. It’s guys like you that screw up women forever. And that’s what Scotty Says.

A poem written in 7 seconds

You try to hard.

You try to hard to be taller….you wear high heels even when your drunk.
You try to hard to look sexy…. you color your hair like a sunk.
You try to hard to look sophisticated,….. you even try to smoke.
But remember, NOBODY wants to to see… a streaky haired girl, stumble, fall and choke!

Just be yourself.

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How to change your mate in less than a day!

I know when you read the title of this post you got excited. You can finally fix that broken person you are dating and have the perfect mate. What are you thinking? The only way to truly change a mate is break up with them and date someone else. I know it sounds cliché but you CAN’T CHANGE anybody! Period! End of story! It amazes me how many people think they can find someone who is rough and try to smooth out the edges. You must look for exactly what you want and not settle until you find them. If you were hungry for a banana, you wouldn’t go to the market and by an orange. You could place the orange on the counter, smash the crap out of it with a rolling pin and make its shape similar to a banana. Will the orange ever be a banana? Why take something or someone and try to change it?

In relationships people attempt this all the time. You will never change anyone. If you want to fix something up, get yourself an old farmhouse.

What about compromise? Yeah what about that? Let’s talk about it. What is compromise exactly? Compromise to most people means one person tries to change to fit the other. Or two people meet each other half way by both changing a little. Does this sound right? People can adjust small things, but you can’t change core beliefs to fit someone. When you have to change “what you do” to fit someone else, you are dooming your relationship.
About ten years ago, I had a pretty good friend named Rocky and believe it or not he was a professional boxer.

I remember the day he came over to my house to tell me that he met the woman he was going to marry. The second I saw her, I could tell that she was an “attention monger “and was only interested in Rocky because he was an up-and coming boxer. At that time my friend’s boxing career was taking off. He had a few fights on national television and he was getting some recognition. Like we talked about earlier, these types of women crave attention and think if they are will someone who appear to be popular then she will automatically be popular herself. They got married and about six months later they started having major problems. The reason why my friend’s boxing career was taking off was he trained hard. He loved training and he wasn’t that great of a technical fighter but because he was so well conditioned he would just outlast his opponents and ultimately win. Every fight would be a slugfest and that’s why he was becoming very popular because people loved watching him fight. The training took a lot of his time and she knew this when they started dating but now that they were married this was suddenly a problem. Can’t you train less and spend more time with me? She asked, him over and over. Because he loved her, and you must compromise when you are married, he started training less. He spent a lot more time with his wife, but he didn’t train as hard and he started getting in the ring in not-so-great condition. What do you think started happening? That’s right, Rocky started losing fights. Because he wasn’t winning, his wife suggested that he should maybe give boxing up. She said she was concerned about his safety but in reality she didn’t like being married to a loser. Once again, this is where compromise comes in. Because he loved her, he contemplated giving it all up and decided he would take some time off to work on his marriage. A few months later, she started cheating on him because she didn’t feel like they had anything in common anymore because, “He just wasn’t the same person he used to be” when they first met. She said that he changed. Of course he changed. He changed to fit her! Just to let you know the guy she cheated on him with was a boxer.

Another problem my friend had was that one of the goals he set was to get married. So, to achieve this, he altered himself to fit her. This whole thing seems silly to me. You can’t change others, and you can’t change to fit other people. Sure you might have to make small adjustments, but trying to change core beliefs and “what’s it do” to fit someone will always result in disaster. In most cases compromising is just prolonging the enviable fact. You are with the wrong person. Before we wrap-up this chapter I will need to say this say it one more time, just to make sure you understand. “YOU CAN’T CHANGE ANYONE!”

But should you wait around for your “RIGHT” person? Can you put up with everyone telling you that you are too picky and that your standards are too high? Would you know the right person for you if they walked up and said HI?

We will talk about that on Scottysaysradio.com

Great News!!!!!!!!

Wow, so Scottysaysradio.com already has listeners in:

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(who knew that EVERYBODY has relationship problems…haha)

thank you, this has surpassed all expectations!!!

Got a relationship problem? Call 206-98-help4 or email Scotty@scottysaysradio.com

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What should she do?

So last week a girl told me that her boyfriend went on a trip to a warm tropical location without her. Before he left she checked the condom box and counted how many were in the box. He packed and left early the next morning. Later that afternoon she counted the condoms and there was 10 condoms missing.

What should she do?

I will tell you what I think about the whole thing in a few days.

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Expert…

The one question I get the most is “what qualifies you as a relationship expert?” Even though I have given relationship advice to over a million people, I never claimed to be an expert!! I am a relationship realist! I am someone who accepts relationships as they are literally and deals with them accordingly! As an outsider it’s easier for me to see what’s going on, because I am NOT emotionally involved! That doesn’t mean I don’t care about what’s going on with you! In fact I do care! I care enough to be honest with you! I am not telling you “what you want to hear” to save you from being hurt. I believe it’s better to be aware of the truth even though it might hurt! On upcoming radio shows on Scottysaysradio.com we will talk about some pretty painful relationship problems. I will help you find the humor in your problems! I love doing these shows because I get to make fun of how we all get caught up in love and suffer from relationship brain-damage!
Make sure you call in and tell me about your problems at 206-98-HELP4
I won’t “act like I know it all”…wait…YES I WILL!